Huayu: Brother, I'm having such a great time!

Chapter 44 Getting Drunk and Becoming a Magical Girl

After downing a glass of ice-cold beer, Xu Jingxing couldn't help but shiver.

Cool!

Ji Xiaohe first took a small sip, then drank the whole cup in one go.

After finishing his drink, he let out a small burp. He glanced at Xu Jingxing sheepishly and saw him intently eating his fried pancake. Only then did he show a slightly relieved expression.

"Xiao He, you don't look very old. Are you here for an internship?" Xu Jingxing asked.

Ji Xiaohe looked to be only eighteen or nineteen years old. When I met him on set, he was wearing baggy clothes and a hat, and looked like a high school student.

"No, I'm not in school anymore."

"You're not going to school anymore? How old are you?"

"I'm nineteen."

Nineteen years old is the age when many people are in college.

However, Xu Jingxing didn't ask any more questions. Everyone has their own difficulties, and asking too many details would be counterproductive.

"Brother Jingxing, this toast is for you. I've been with the crew for half a year, and you're the first person to remember my name."

Ji Xiaohe's small face was filled with sincerity.

"Isn't this the most basic thing between people?" Xu Jingxing waved his hand, indicating to Ji Xiaohe not to worry about it.

The two clinked glasses, downed their drinks in one gulp, and emptied their glasses.

"This is your first time drinking, don't drink so fast!"

Xu Jingxing quickly stopped him.

"what?"

Ji Xiaohe's face flushed again. "I'm sorry, Brother Jingxing, this is my first time drinking, I didn't know the rules. Can't you finish it in one gulp? I saw you finish it, I thought..."

Xu Jingxing was somewhat taken aback; this girl was just too adorable.

"No, there are no rules when it comes to drinking. I'm just worried that you'll drink too fast and get drunk."

"I see. Then I'll drink it in small sips."

Ji Xiaohe picked up her wine glass, took a small sip, then looked up at Xu Jingxing and asked:

"Brother Jingxing, is that so?"

Xu Jingxing was speechless. "No need to be so deliberate. Just drink as much as you like, in moderation, okay?"

"Alright! Then I'll toast you again!"

Sure enough, people who drink for the first time have a fearless, youthful spirit.

"Cheers!"

Ji Xiaohe glanced up at Xu Jingxing furtively, secretly relieved. "Luckily, I've seen how people drink in TV dramas—they just keep toasting! Promoting others!"

If Xu Jingxing knew what Ji Xiaohe was thinking, he would definitely curse her out.

TV dramas are harmful.

That TV series is all edited. They're supposed to toast, but they're not supposed to keep drinking!

Besides, they were faking it!

He drank one glass after another, and a dozen beers were almost gone in no time.

Xu Jingxing had no problem. After years of being a bachelor, he always drank a little after get off work, and over the years he had developed a high alcohol tolerance.

He is currently somewhat worried about Ji Xiaohe.

Because she's started talking nonsense now.

"I have a secret to tell you... Jingxing-ge... never mind, I won't say it... hiccup! Anyway, let's talk about it..."

"There's another you next to you... Isn't that funny... Hahahahahaha!"

"Why do I feel... you're swaying?"

Then, he lay down on the table and remained motionless.

Damn it, he's completely drunk.

There were six bottles of beer in total. Not counting the three she drank herself, she only drank two, and she was already this drunk.

Xu Jingxing hadn't even eaten much of the fried skewers and wontons on the table, and seeing Ji Xiaohe like this, he lost the desire to continue eating.

First, pack up the leftovers on the table, planning to eat them in my room after dropping Ji Xiaohe off at the hotel.

Then he helped Ji Xiaohe up, let her put her arm around his shoulder, and went to the front desk to pay the bill before returning to the hotel.

As I was leaving, I brushed past the two girls who had sold beer earlier, and then I was met with two pairs of scrutinizing eyes, looking me up and down, inside and out.

Damn, you two don't trust me? If it weren't for the alcohol you two sold, we would have already finished our meal and gone back to sleep.

So being thin has its advantages. Although Ji Xiaohe was hanging on Xu Jingxing, he didn't feel any weight at all, only a soft squeezing sensation on his arm from time to time.

When we arrived, the hotel seemed close to the food stalls, but on the way back, it felt like the journey to the West was much longer.

"A little rabbit made of milky white glass..."

"What?"

Ji Xiaohe suddenly made a noise.

"A fountain pen with an amber shaft, ancient coins unearthed from an attic, lily-of-the-valley earrings shimmering in the night dew..."

Xu Jingxing suddenly had a bad feeling.

"They were all packed in a small oak box."

Ji Xiaohe had already pulled herself out of Xu Jingxing's arms.

Ji Xiaohe walked to the middle of the sidewalk on her own.

Completely ignoring the strange looks from passersby.

With her arms outstretched, Ji Xiaohe shouted:

"Break free from chains and forge ahead! Magical Girl Ji Hehe, transform!"

"Holy crap! Is this a transformation?"

Xu Jingxing quickly ran up and pulled Ji Xiaohe back.

"Don't change yet, don't change yet. This world doesn't need you to save it for now."

Damn it, this damn liquor is really harmful.

Ji Xiaohe narrowed her eyes slightly when she saw Xu Jingxing suddenly appear before her, then pointed her finger and shouted:

"Demon King! You are a demon king born of lust! Watch me destroy you!"

We are about to unleash the holy light of justice upon Xu Jingxing.

Fuck your mom!

The Demon King of Lust?

Where did I get any lewdness?

Could it be...?

Did he get caught peeping at her breasts?

Seeing Xu Jingxing standing properly in front of her, Ji Xiaohe frowned slightly and muttered to herself:

"Why isn't it working? Did the transformation fail?!"

Damn, if it actually works, that would be a real problem!

"I understand!" Ji Xiaohe smiled slightly. "I forgot to take off my clothes when I transformed. I was so careless."

After saying that, he crossed his arms and grabbed the hem of his clothes, about to lift it up.

Wait, flax is falling.

This can't be done!

Otherwise, Xu Jingxing would have made the legal newspapers before even making the entertainment news headlines.

This needs to be completely banned.

Ignoring everything else, Xu Jingxing carried Ji Xiaohe on his back and ran towards the hotel.

Panting, he ran to the front desk, ignoring Ji Xiaohe squealing on his back, and asked for Ji Xiaohe's room number under the strange gaze of the waiter.

Without even catching my breath, I pressed the elevator button and headed straight for Ji Xiaohe's room.

Xu Jingxing took the room card from Ji Xiaohe's pocket, pushed open the door, put Ji Xiaohe on the bed, and finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Ji Xiaohe was asleep and no longer moving.

After helping her take off her shoes, Xu Jingxing prepared to go to the table to get a bottle of water for Ji Xiaohe to drink.

Just as I reached the table, I heard a voice behind me.

"Magical Girl Ji Hehe, transform once again!"

"Change, change, change as much as you want!"

There were only the two of them in the room, so Xu Jingxing let her run wild with her drunken antics.

"You go first, I need to use the toilet in your room."

While using the restroom, Xu Jingxing heard shouts of magical girls transforming coming from outside.

"Is it all done? If it's done, it's time to go to sleep."

After washing his hands, Xu Jingxing shook off the water and walked helplessly toward Ji Xiaohe. Only after she fell asleep could Xu Jingxing leave with peace of mind.

Turning the corner and walking to the bedside, Xu Jingxing was stunned by the sight on the bed.

"I forgot that she has to take off her clothes to transform."

At this moment, Ji Xiaohe's clothes were scattered on the ground like flowers falling from the sky.

One of the sets of off-white underwear hung on the sofa armrest, standing out conspicuously.

Seeing this, Xu Jingxing smiled slightly, "The magical girl's judgment of people is indeed accurate."

The Demon King of Lust is preparing to transform...