My childhood sweetheart, who was reborn with me, ended up as a loser.

Chapter 67: Only Nostrils Visible

Xu Qingfan used to come back to the village to stay for a period of time during winter and summer vacations, so his family kept a lot of his old clothes.

Although it was worn when he was four or five years old, the clothes are finally finding their true owner now, and they fit him perfectly!

"Have you changed yet? I'm coming in." Xu Qingfan knocked on the door after changing his clothes, and sounds like a battle immediately erupted from inside the room.

"Brother Qingfan, Ningning has changed her clothes!"

"Ah! Wan Ning, don't open the door!"

"Xiaoyu, stop her!"

"Ouch!"

Xu Qingfan was both amused and exasperated. He knocked on the door and asked, "Ruan Wen, are you alright? I won't come in. You can come out first after you've changed your clothes. I'll wait at the living room door."

"Brother Qingfan, Ruan Wen is okay, she just messed up her pants... mmm..." Lin Wanning was covered in the mouth before he could finish speaking, poor little rascal.

"It's alright, I'll go out now."

As for what he did, Wan Ning could guess even without him saying it. He guessed that his pants pocket had ripped, since he used to wear clothes from roadside stalls, and the quality was indeed worrying.

My maternal grandmother's family has an orange cat and a big yellow dog. The cat and dog have a very good relationship, probably because they grew up together.

Upon seeing Xu Qingfan approach, the orange cat, which had been dozing on the big yellow dog, stood up, stretched, and made a particularly alluring expression when it opened its mouth.

"Brother Qingfan!" Lin Wanning came out of the room and jumped down to squat beside him.

Xu Qingfan patted Wan Ning's head. The little girl was still so cute even after wearing his boy's clothes.

"Brother Qingfan's clothes have a strange smell. Xiaoxiao said something about having a certain kind of head and then being doomed. What does that mean?" Lin Wanning scratched his head, tilted his head, and stared blankly at him.

"That's called mothballs. It comes from that huge tree on Wan Ning's balcony. You extract the essence from its bark and trunk, roll it into meatballs, and put them in the wardrobe to repel insects."

"Can meatballs get rid of parasites?"

"Meatballs are good! Ningning should eat more meatballs!"

Xu Qingfan: ......

That's all the unnecessary scientific explanation he gave.

Xia Xiaoxiao, Wu Lingyu, and Xiao Ruanwen came out of the room together. Xiao Ruanwen's voice was unusually a little embarrassed: "Xiaofan, I'm sorry, I tore your pants. I'll buy you a new pair, okay?"

"What compensation? These clothes were of poor quality to begin with, and I haven't worn them in a long time, so they tore easily. It's not your fault," Xu Qingfan said with a smile and a wave of his hand.

"Phew~ that's good." Xiao Ruanwen breathed a sigh of relief. Anyone with a sense of boundaries would feel guilty if they broke something while playing with it at someone else's house.

Xu Qingfan stood up and carefully examined the three of them. Xia Xiaoxiao noticed his gaze and proudly raised her head. Xiao Ruanwen imitated the models on TV, putting her hands on her hips. Only Wu Lingyu was fidgeting with her fingers, looking nervous.

"Xiaoyu gets 100 points, Ruanwen gets 98 points, and Xiaoxiao gets zero points!"

"I'm not convinced! Why did I only get 98 points?" Xiao Ruanwen protested.

"Because you're holding a pair of ripped underwear, which ruins the overall aesthetic!"

"What?! You can do that?!" Xiao Ruanwen angrily threw her underwear at him and protested, "Then why did Xiaoxiao get zero points?"

"A tiny bit of contempt for the judges, all I saw was her nostrils."

"Pfft... Hahahaha!"

This line was too hard to keep up. As Xia Xiaoxiao's number one mouth double, Xiao Ruanwen was the first to betray her. Then, her infectious laughter seemed to be contagious, and everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt.

Xia Xiaoxiao clenched her fist and glared angrily at Xu Qingfan, but she couldn't help but smile as well.

The thought of the phrase "I only saw her nostrils" involuntarily conjures up an image of Piggy Hero pinching Princess Feifei's "pig's genitals."

"Brother Qingfan, how many points did Ningning get?" Lin Wanning cupped her cheeks in her hands, making a flower shape.

"Wan Ning, are you stupid? We're judges, why would we score ourselves?"

"Ah...hehe, really!"

The two happily held hands and went out.

Xiao Ruanwen then realized she had been tricked and rushed forward shouting, "You brat Xiao Fan, hit him!"

Xia Xiaoxiao was angered by his earlier comment that "all she could see was a pig's nose," and she immediately joined the group buy when Ruan Wen started it.

Only Wu Lingyu remained standing there, sticking out her tongue apologetically at the two of them. Fan Ge said she got a perfect score, and although she didn't know why, she was still very happy!

Wu Lingyu looked down at her clothes again. They were not much different from the clothes she usually wore when she collected bottles, and they were even cleaner.

After all, it's common for boys in the countryside to roll around in the mud.

Wu Lingyu puffed out her cheeks in frustration. Fan Ge never felt insecure wearing clothes like that, but she always felt uncomfortable whenever she went out in old clothes, feeling that passersby must be looking at her strangely.

So whenever Xiaoyu comes to visit everyone, she wears the prettiest white dress in her closet. If the white dress happens to have been washed that day, she gets really conflicted, not knowing what to wear.

"Xiaoyu, what are you doing standing in the house? Come over and catch some fish!"

Wu Lingyu gathered her thoughts, smiled at the air, and loudly replied, "Okay!"

...

When Xu Qingfan and his group went down to the riverbank, they had already caught most of the fish.

My uncle and the others came ashore one after another. After seeing that there was no one left in the fishpond, a flock of white birds immediately circled in the air to catch small fish.

"We left you a big fish inside. If you catch it, we'll have it for dinner tonight!" Yao Jianjun, his hands covered in mud, laughed and smeared it on Xu Qingfan's face.

"Big fish, big fish, catch the big fish!"

"I see a big fish! It's over there!"

Lin Wanning and Xiao Ruanwen were the most impatient, holding up their nets and buckets, waving their arms and legs like SpongeBob SquarePants catching jellyfish.

"Don't run so fast! There might be glass in the fishpond. Be careful not to get cut!" Xu Qingfan shouted, ignoring the mud on his face.

"Okay, okay, stop nagging, Xiao Fan!"

"Brother Qingfan has so many snails and ducks!"

There are many snails on the banks of the fishpond because snails are also part of the fish feed. Some snails that survived continue to reproduce in the fishpond.

However, a few golden apple snails may occasionally be mixed in, so it is important to distinguish them carefully.

"Then, I'll teach you how to distinguish between river snails and golden apple snails. Look at their abdomens; the one with a flat, short abdomen is a golden apple snail, while the one with a pointed, long abdomen is a river snail!"

"Please note that golden apple snails should not be eaten because they contain parasites. The way they are cooked when stir-fried with snails cannot kill the parasites, so it is very dangerous to eat them."

Xu Qingfan picked up two snails and taught them to identify them carefully, especially since the golden apple snail contains a particularly terrifying brain-eating amoeba. If a person accidentally ingests it and becomes infected, it can be very dangerous.

"But you don't need to worry, because before you stir-fry the snails, you have to cut off their tails. You have to pick them up one by one and cut them off. If there are apple snails inside, Grandma will throw them away."

"I know, it's the kind of pliers you use to tighten screws. I saw my grandma use them!" Xiao Ruanwen raised her hand and said.

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's start the competition! Whoever collects the most snails gets a reward, and the fewest gets a penalty. If you accidentally pick up an apple snail, you'll lose one pound for each one you find!"

"I'm sure I'll be number one!"

"Ningning wants to team up with Qingfan!"

"Then I want to team up with Xiaoxiao... and Xiaoyu too, let's calculate the average!"

"good!"

The weather cooperated; the sun hid behind the clouds, and the five of them began their big adventure.

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