novellhall Chapter 15 Jessica, are you a dog?
Chapter 15 Jessica, are you a dog?
"Cough cough... Hey! Jessica Jung, are you crazy!!!"
Li Zhixing's pitiful cries echoed in the living room.
The sudden attack caused him to fall backward onto the sofa.
Jessica gripped his neck tightly with both arms, gritting her teeth as she demanded, "You were just keeping it from me, weren't you?"
"You're going to oppose me, aren't you?"
"You want me to eat cucumbers too, huh?"
Zheng's mother, forgetting all about grabbing the remote, anxiously called out, "Sika, let go! Don't strangle Zhixing!"
However, Mr. Zheng ignored the "life-or-death struggle" on the other side of the sofa and instead took the opportunity to switch the TV to the channel of "Swallowing the Sun".
Lee Ji-hwan grabbed Jessica's arms with both hands, crying out in pain, "Hey! Jessica Jung, let go of me!"
"Let go right now, do you hear me?!"
"I'm warning you, if you don't let go, I'm really going to pull hard! You know how strong I am!"
"Oh? You dare threaten me?"
Sika didn't loosen her grip; instead, she tightened her arms around him, pressing her knees against the sofa back and straining: "Come on! Let's see how tough you are! Tell me, are you wrong or not? Will you dare to hide anything from me again?"
"Oh my god, I did nothing wrong! Let go of me!"
"Still being stubborn, huh!" Jessica turned and shouted at Aunt Zheng, "Auntie, don't interfere! I'm going to subdue him today!"
Li Zhixing was so choked that his eyes rolled back in his head.
If he really wanted to fight, he could easily send Jessica flying in an instant with his skills, but he was afraid of hurting this reckless and crazy woman.
He could only awkwardly avert his gaze, his face flushed, as he looked at Krystal Jung, who was kneeling on the sofa watching the commotion, and pleaded, "Krystal, quickly pull your unnie away!"
Unexpectedly, Krystal didn't help at all; instead, she ran away barefoot in a flash.
A few seconds later, the little girl pulled a camera out of the TV cabinet drawer and ran back, making a "tap tap tap" sound.
She grinned and raised her camera, pointing the lens at the two people entangled together: "Oppa, look at the camera, give me a peace sign!"
"Click!" The flash went off.
Li Zhixing was so angry he almost vomited blood: "Hey! Jung Soo-jung! Have I been spoiling you for nothing?!"
Li Zhixing felt like he couldn't breathe.
Without further hesitation, he tensed his arm muscles, preparing to forcibly pull Jessica away.
Unexpectedly, Jessica, who had a keen sense of what was going on, went all out and leaned forward to bite Li Zhixing's ear without hesitation!
"Aww!!!"
Li Zhixing let out an even more agonizing scream than before.
"Jessica Jung!!!"
Jessica bit his earlobe, making muffled, fierce noises: "Did you even poke me?! What! You think you can fool me with that yelling?"
Although Li Zhixing wanted to laugh at the off-key words, the sharp pain in his ears made him decisively back down.
Jessica Jung, that crazy woman, is really going all out today! He felt like she was going to bite his ear off!
"I was wrong! It's all my fault!"
"Are you still hiding this from me, Yihou?"
"I won't hide it anymore, get down here right now!" Li Zhixing hissed in pain.
"You call me 'Shen Yao' when you meet me by yelling?"
"Jessica!"
"Huh?!" Jessica clenched her teeth again.
"Hiss... Senior! Call me senior!"
"Hmph!"
Hearing the word "senior," Jessica finally opened her mouth in satisfaction.
She reached out and gave Li Zhixing a hard push on the back, using the momentum to leap backward lightly, and then quickly rushed towards her bedroom.
"Hey! Jessica Jung!"
Li Zhixing covered his ears, which had just been freed, and suddenly turned around to grab her.
Unexpectedly, he was still a step too late. With a "bang," the bedroom door slammed shut right in front of him, and he could hear the "click" of the lock coming from inside.
Li Zhixing could only stand outside the door, shouting angrily, "Hey! Jessica Jung! If you're so capable, then never come out here again!"
After uttering those harsh words, Li Zhixing covered his ears, huddled back on the sofa in frustration, and complained to Aunt Zheng, "Auntie, aren't you going to do anything about her! Is she a dog? She really bites people to death!"
Aunt Zheng felt both sorry for him and amused. She quickly pulled Li Zhixing to her side, leaned closer to examine his ears, and couldn't help but mutter, "Serves you right! You know how temperamental Sika is, and you still deliberately provoked her at the dinner table!"
"Ouch, how come you bit your skin and it's bleeding?"
"Let me see! Let me see!" Soojung excitedly came over with her camera and snapped another close-up shot of the swollen ear.
"Get away from me." Li Zhixing rolled his eyes at her, annoyed. "You heartless bastard, I've been giving you pocket money for nothing."
Unexpectedly, Soo-jung puffed out her chest confidently: "Teacher Lee, didn't you teach me? When faced with a sudden conflict, you must first preserve evidence! I was just helping you preserve evidence!"
The little girl patted her chest: "Don't worry, Oppa, I absolutely support you taking the photos and suing Unnie!"
Looking at the girl's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, Li Zhixing curled his lips speechlessly.
"You're such a good student, able to apply what you've learned to other situations!"
After saying that, Li Zhixing accidentally touched his ear and cried out again, "Ouch... Auntie, please stop laughing and get me some ointment to apply."
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The battle for the remote control ultimately ended in victory for Zheng's father.
Tonight, the family sat around the sofa, forced to watch "Swallowing the Sun" with Zheng's father.
Of course, except for Jessica, who locked herself in her room.
Li Zhixing originally thought that Jessica definitely wouldn't come out all night.
Unexpectedly, not long after the TV series started airing, her bedroom door opened with a "click".
Li Zhixing glared at her fiercely: "Hey, Jessica Jung, you dare to show your face?"
"snort!"
The only response he received was a haughty snort from Jessica.
Then Li Zhixing noticed that she had changed into casual clothes for going out and was pulling a huge suitcase.
Hearing the noise, Zheng's mother turned around and asked in surprise, "Huh? Are you going back to the dormitory tonight?"
"Yes." Jessica nodded. "I have plans for tomorrow morning."
Li Zhixing pouted unhappily: "Then why did you come back tonight?"
Krystal, standing next to her, didn't hesitate to carry on her fine tradition of "pitting her sister": "Unnie wasn't originally going home tonight, but she decided to come back because she heard that Oppa was coming."
Jessica's hand holding the suitcase suddenly froze.
A suspicious blush instantly appeared on her cheeks, and she glared at her younger sister guiltily.
Upon hearing this, Li Zhixing squinted and looked her up and down: "Well, you're something else. So this was all premeditated? You started grinding your teeth last night just to bite me, didn't you?"
Having avenged her great grudge, Jessica now felt refreshed and invigorated, all the resentment she had felt earlier completely dissipated.
Faced with Li Zhixing's mockery, she not only didn't get angry, but instead smiled and raised her chin.
"Know your place, Li Zhixing's junior!"
Upon hearing the term "junior," Li Zhixing couldn't help but grimace, his ear, which had just been treated with ointment, seemed to ache again.
However, Li Zhixing, who was already engrossed in the TV drama, didn't bother arguing with her. He just snorted and turned back to watch TV.
Unexpectedly, Jessica deliberately took a step to the side while dragging her suitcase, which blocked his view.
"What are you doing? Get out of my way, you're blocking my way!" Li Zhixing reached out, impatiently trying to push her away.
"Take me back to my dorm!"
Li Zhixing glanced at her in surprise, then decisively refused: "I'm not going! Have your agent pick you up."
"Hey! It's almost ten o'clock. Do you think it's appropriate to make your agent come so late?"
"Then go haystack yourself! Stop bothering me!" Li Zhixing retorted irritably. "You just bit me, and you expect me to be your free driver? Dream on!"
Jessica stomped her foot: "Hey! I'm a member of Girls' Generation! A big star! Do you think it's appropriate for a girl like me to drag such a huge suitcase into a taxi in the middle of the night? What if we run into bad guys?!"
"If you don't think it's appropriate, just have the president take you! Why do you insist that I do it?" Li Zhixing pointed to Zheng Xiuyan's father beside him. "Let me tell you, Zheng Xiuyan, I'm in a really bad mood right now, don't mess with me!"
When Mr. Zheng, who had been staring at the TV, heard his name mentioned, he leaned to the side and slumped against the armrest of the sofa, speaking in an extremely shameless tone.
"I can't deliver it, I've been drinking."
The living room fell silent instantly.
Li Zhixing was stunned.
He mechanically turned his head, his eyes widening little by little, staring incredulously at Zheng's father, whose face was full of innocence.
Then, he covered his face in anguish.
A few seconds later, Li Zhixing's agonizing screams echoed through the living room.
"President! Is this the real reason you absolutely refused to let me drink tonight???"
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