novellhall Chapter 167 Don't be crazy, don't survive
Chapter 167 Don't be crazy, don't survive
Chapter 167 Don't be crazy, don't survive
Joining a team like Manchester United, one of the big problems is that there are too many celebrities. When the results are good, it is not a big deal. If the results are not good, the celebrities will come out to blame.
How were we then, how did you do this, how did you do that.Anyway, it was my own era that was the best, and I guess it was also an ancient one.
Now Manchester United's performance is very good, all fronts go hand in hand, and there is a great momentum to compete for the championship. Naturally, the celebrity's statement will not criticize the performance of the players, but turn to Kaisa.
Kai Sa has become Manchester United's brightest new star, even the twin stars Rooney and Ronaldo's light have been suppressed, and the performance of the two is not as good as Kai Sa.
However, Kaisa was very arrogant on the court, which aroused dissatisfaction among many people, so it is understandable that the celebrity came out to give advice to the younger generation.
Countless Manchester United fans agree with Cantona's statement that there is only one king, and if Kaisa wants to become king, he must start with the prince.
The reporter also meant the same thing when facing Kesa. No matter who becomes Manchester United's head star, he will be compared with Cantona.
If Kesa wears No. 7 at Manchester United, then there will be more stars to compare.Not to mention Cantona, there are Best, Beckham, etc...
"Not a prince, not a king, so what do you plan to become at Manchester United? A star? Haha...you are already a star."
Kaisa despises the imagination of reporters. Besides football stars, why can't you think of some nice nicknames?
What kills God Caesar?Oh my God at Old Trafford!These are all available, and I don't refuse.
To be honest, Kaisa admired Ibrahimovic's imagination in his last life. He was so bold to call himself God.Because the coach is Mourinho?Mourinho said God first, he second.
Ibrahimovic is God, and then he is Manchester United No.1?Scheming boy...
Kai Sa smiled and looked at the reporter with contempt, "You have no imagination. Didn't you say that I have a lot of negative news? Even Huaxia fans can't deny it. There is no way, I was suspended several times, hehe..."
To be honest, Huaxia fans hurried to help round the field, so it is right to think so.
Kaisa is really honest, he didn't deny the issue of being suspended and suspended, he also received several yellow cards, and kicked people on the field, all of which were taken out by caring people, and there are videos on the Internet.
Caesar, isn't this black feet?There is no way, black feet will appear in 10 days. He also tried to kick his teammates quietly on the field, but it has no effect at all. The system is cheating, and he can't let his own people help solve it.
"Then you are the great immortal of Manchester United? The legend of Old Trafford?" The reporter's mind was wide open, and he began to cultivate immortality.
"What is my name?"
"Caesar..." The reporter clapped his hands, "You are Caesar of Manchester United, a very famous villain in European history, Caesar, haha, that's great."
Caesar has an urge to hit someone.After the reporter was awkwardly quiet, he said slowly, "Manchester United is the Red Devils, and I am the Devil King, the Great Devil King!"
demon king?The King of the Red Devils, the Big Devil is quite a cool title.
The reporter was silent, what the hell, Kaisa gave herself a nickname, which is quite plausible, why didn't we think of it?If you say it first, it will definitely arouse the approval of the fans!The Great Demon King of the Red Devils is so damn accurate.
Kai Sa's style is both good and evil, quite like a devil.It's even more crazy on the field, performing miraculously, not being crazy, not surviving.
The nickname of the Big Devil spread instantly, and it was quite appropriate. Fans followed Manchester United's games and immediately found that it was even more appropriate.
The league continues.
On November 11th, Manchester United played against Everton at home, without any surprises, a clean 30:3, ended the battle, and continued to dominate the Premier League standings.
Ferguson's team is stable and strong, and they are almost invincible in the Premier League.Kaisa performed well and scored twice again, and the number of goals soared to 14 goals.
Africa's Andy Lau only scored 11 league goals, short of a hat-trick, and was gradually thrown away by Kaisa.But the league has only passed 15 rounds, and the battle for the Golden Boot is still going on.
On December 12, Manchester United played away against Middlesbrough. Last season, the top four teams in the Europa League lost to Alkmaar led by Kesa. This season, the state is average, ranking in the middle and lower reaches of the league, and the season has been ranked 3th in the league. There is no worry about relegation, and the seats in the European war are slim.
Middlesbrough's star Tang Ning once again issued a declaration to challenge Kai Sa, but Kai Sa ignored it at all, and it was no longer a level of competition.
Manchester United won 4:2 in the away game. Kaisa scored 1 goal and 1 assist.Another goal was added to the scorer list, and the momentum continued unabated.
He scored the 15th goal in the league, 4 goals ahead of Drogba, and Henry scored 11 goals, ranking the same as Drogba, catching up. Ronaldo scored 10 goals and could only fall to fourth place.
In the 16th round of the league, Kesa scored 15 goals, almost an average of one goal per game.But Kaisa missed the first three games, and the league was suspended for one game. He scored 12 goals in 15 games, averaging more than 1 goal per game, terrible statistics, and sky-defying efficiency.
On December 12, in the final round of the Champions League group stage, Manchester United played against Benfica at home.In Kesa's last life, this game was an away game against Benfica, which was different, but the result was the same.
Manchester United won 3:1, stabilized the No.1 record, and joined hands with the Celtics to qualify.Benfica ranks third in the group and can only go to the Europa League.
Kaisa once again showed the magic of the big devil, scoring a goal and assisting twice, a magical performance.
After Kaisa proclaimed himself the Great Demon King, many people waited to see the jokes. If Kaisa did not perform well in future games, he would definitely fall into the conversation. Too many people wanted to see him fall.
But Kaisa did not let this group of people get what they wanted. They scored goals in 3 consecutive games, scored goals and assisted in 2 consecutive games.
On the league assists list, Kesa surpassed Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas to rank first, and topped the list with both goals and assists.
Cesc Fabregas is the youngest captain of Arsenal, and he is still the captain. Arsene Wenger thinks highly of him, and Ferguson also thinks highly of Kesa, who also gave him the captaincy.
The two rich teams and the two young captains have long been talked about by the fans, and the media has been comparing their transcripts constantly.
Both teams successfully qualified in the UEFA Champions League group stage. Cesc Fabregas performed well, but Kaisa was even more amazing in the league, ranking first in both the scorer list and the assist list, which is rare.
In the history of the Premier League, no player has won the Golden Boot and also won the league assists at the same time.
Kai Sa is actively preparing for the next round of the league opponents, noisy neighbors, Manchester City.
Sun Xuhai's team.But now the Manchester City team does not have an oil daddy, and they cannot be called noisy neighbors. So far this season, their performance has been mediocre, ranking 11th, behind Bolton.
The English media are too lazy to hype. Apart from Manchester United, there is only Manchester United youth team left in Manchester. Who is Manchester City?However, there is another rumor in Huaxia Kingdom that there are more Manchester City fans in Manchester City...
The Huaxia National media cleverly avoided the cold spot and hyped the Huaxia National Derby. This point was found very well. Sun Xuhai must look good if he wants to defend Kaisa.Kaisa and Sun Xuhai are not competing at the same level, but seeing the two Chinese faces running on the field, the pride of the Chinese people will be born spontaneously.
(End of this chapter)