The item I identified is very strange.

Chapter 2 Identification Error?

What did you call me?

Xia Fan's eyes widened.

Before he could react, he saw Chen Xiaoxue lift her clothes, put on a pair of high-heeled black leather shoes, and turn and run away.

Ok……

Youth is wonderful; her skin looks delicate and smooth, and her legs are straight—absolutely top-tier, with lines that can only be described as perfect.

And the way she shamefully called him "Dad" was actually quite nice.

It's a pity... I'm getting old.

Anyone even slightly younger, judging from that scene where he called out "Dad," would at least have been tough enough to watch some live streams of energetic young girls and vent their anger.

Only now.

He seriously doubted whether doing this would shorten his lifespan, after all, he was already old, and he didn't want to die from it.

That said, what exactly is she planning to do with all those clothes? She's been coming here quite a lot lately.

Forget it... there's no point in thinking about these things.

Compared to the vibrant and beautiful young women, he was like an old man hiding in the shadows, spying on their shapely bodies.

Looking at their fair skin, I fantasized about how much younger they would be.

Unfortunately, the reality is that he is really old, and even when he walks, he has to worry about straining his back.

As darkness fell, all the shops on this old street had closed, except for Xia Fan's shop, where the lights were still on.

He had almost finished packing his things, turned off the old TV, and was about to close the door when Chen Xiaoxue ran back in the darkness.

"We're closing. What do you want to buy?"

"I'm not buying it. Do you... do you have time tomorrow?" Chen Xiaoxue asked, blushing.

"Why are you asking this?" Xia Fan asked, puzzled.

Chen Xiaoxue avoided eye contact, looking away: "I want to ask you for a favor, to get you to go to school..."

At this point, Chen Xiaoxue gently touched the ground with her jade-like feet, encased in black leather shoes, looking somewhat embarrassed.

"Impersonating your parent?"

"I guess so..."

Xia Fan remained expressionless. These were all old tricks he had learned before. He would find someone to impersonate him when he made a mistake in the past and was afraid his family would find out.

That's normal. It seems that Chen Xiaoxue's situation isn't as good as Aunt Chen described.

Someone who frequents this place is probably a troubled girl.

It would be reasonable to ask him to impersonate someone else, since they seem to be from different generations. No one would believe he wasn't the grandfather.

"What benefits do I get?" Xia Fan asked.

Chen Xiaoxue took out two hundred yuan from the pocket of her leather jacket, which revealed her fair belly, and handed it over.

Xia Fan thought about it and felt that it was still a pretty good deal.

He took the money and was about to speak when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a subtitle on Chen Xiaoxue's black leather shoes.

[Identification: Top-grade Blood Qi Jar, containing a large amount of blood qi]

Blood? Blood gas cylinder?

no……

Xia Fan thought he was seeing things, so he rubbed his eyes, only to find that the subtitles still hadn't disappeared.

Did it get blocked?

The problem is... this doesn't make sense either. These are clearly women's black leather shoes, how could they be blood energy tanks?

Seemingly having been stared at for a while, her two jade-like feet in black leather shoes unconsciously pulled back.

"Old Deng, what are you looking at?"

Xia Fan looked up and glared at him: "What did you call me?"

Chen Xiaoxue didn't say anything.

"Believe it or not, I'll tell your mother!" Xia Fan continued to glare.

"Why do you always like to tattle on our parents?" Chen Xiaoxue asked, looking up.

She is indeed very pretty, and with her earrings and outfit, she has a cool, girly vibe.

"Say it again."

Chen Xiaoxue seemed to be struggling with her decision, and finally, she pulled down her baseball cap shyly, her face slightly flushed: "Dad."

Xia Fan: "?"

"That's not what I meant..." Xia Fan's face darkened.

However, Chen Xiaoxue lowered her head, blushed, and muttered, "Disrespectful to elders."

After saying that, Chen Xiaoxue turned and ran, taking the opportunity to turn back and say, "Remember to pick me up from school tomorrow."

Xia Fan instantly felt a headache coming on. He really couldn't believe that his aging desires had been aroused by the girl in front of him.

He shook his head and put the two hundred yuan away.

Although I am old now, I still have to make a living. In this era of martial artists, strength often has to speak for itself.

An elderly man like him, without any connections or background, can only make a living by running a small shop like this.

Anyway, there's no harm in impersonating a parent, so let's just treat it as a transaction.

……

The next morning.

Xia Fan arrived at the Martial Arts Academy quite early, just as Chen Xiaoxue was about to graduate.

Moreover, according to Aunt Chen, Chen Xiaoxue is very talented and has already officially become a martial artist.

I've heard that the first level of martial arts practitioners is called "Martial Artist," and the next level is "Martial Master," with each level divided into nine ranks.

Of course, none of this concerns Xia Fan. He can barely run now, let alone practice martial arts.

Students at the school gate buy street vendor products, and no matter the time, these gutter products are always the most popular among students.

Xia Fan was wearing a traditional Chinese jacket, and his white hair was combed back. Although he looked old, he was full of energy.

While waiting at the entrance, his gaze fell upon the rice noodle rolls sold at the school gate.

He loved eating this, both in his past life and now.

"Boss, one, please."

The shop owner glanced at Xia Fan, perhaps surprised that an old man had appeared among his customers.

However, the boss didn't say anything. He took the money, sprinkled some chili powder on the starch sausage, and handed it to Xia Fan.

Xia Fan took it and was about to eat it when he saw subtitles appearing on it.

[Identification: This is a highly stimulating and aphrodisiac meat. After consuming it, one will be endowed with extraordinary physical abilities, bringing tears to the eyes of young girls who will cry out for more.]

Xia Fan: "..."

ill?

He thought he was seeing things, but then the recognition popped up again.

Moreover, the information identified was very wrong, ridiculously so.

However, what Xia Fan cared about most was not this point, but that the starch sausage's effect had indeed changed according to the subtitles.

So... that really was a blood energy tank?

Just as he was thinking this, a pleasant voice came from behind him: "Why are you here so early?"

Xia Fan turned around and saw Chen Xiaoxue standing behind him, still dressed in that cool outfit.

She wore a short black leather jacket, revealing her small belly and waist, and her fair and tender legs were visible under her leather skirt.

She chewed bubble gum, occasionally blowing bubbles and then sticking out her pink and nimble little tongue to lick them back, the movements of which were quite alluring.

If you take advantage of this moment and grab her mischievous little tongue, preventing her from pulling it back...

"Come with me to school first." Chen Xiaoxue turned around and walked into the school.

Xia Fan didn't think much of it and followed.

He noticed that many students were looking in his direction.

Sure enough, no matter where you are, a school beauty is always easy to attract attention, especially from the boys, who stared at her with wide eyes.

I must say, impersonating this girl's grandfather is quite prestigious. I just wonder what mistake she made at school that required someone to impersonate him...

Thinking this, Xia Fan followed Chen Xiaoxue to the side of the teaching building.

"Hey, what exactly did you do wrong?" Xia Fan turned around and asked.

Chen Xiaoxue blushed slightly and looked away, saying, "Don't worry about it."

Xia Fan stared in disbelief at Chen Xiaoxue's appearance.

Could it be that she was playing with those lingerie at school and got caught by the teacher? Otherwise, why would she be blushing?

Just then, Xia Fan saw a girl running towards Chen Xiaoxue; she must be her classmate.

Suddenly, Xia Fan felt his hand being pulled, followed by heavy, flabby flesh pressing tightly against his arm.

Ok?

"What are you doing? Even if I'm playing your grandfather, you're really going too far!" Xia Fan blushed.

"Stop nagging!" Chen Xiaoxue said, her head bowed.

The girl who had just run over seemed to freeze, her expression hardening: "Xiao, Xiaoxue... he is..."

"Hmm..." Chen Xiaoxue nodded, blushing.

You blush like a bubble teapot.

Is it so shameful for me to be your grandfather?

The girl, named Zhang Ruyan, looked at Xia Fan with disbelief, seemingly unsure of what to say, and could only stand there awkwardly.

"Hehe, you must be Xiaoxue's classmate?"

"Yes, yes, Grandpa, how are you feeling?" Zhang Ruyan asked with a strange expression after she came to her senses.

Why are you suddenly asking about my health?

Xia Fan was puzzled, but still answered with a smile, "Yeah, Xiaoxue often says that I'm very restless. She can't stand it when we go to bed at night, saying that I have to go to school tomorrow and that she wants me to tone it down."

Zhang Ruyan lowered her head even further, while Xia Fan continued to sigh, "It's true that as people get older, it's easy to have insomnia at night."