Chapter 34: Dating is definitely not like this!
Chapter 34: Dating is definitely not like this!
Xia Fan closed the door, his eyes lighting up as he looked at the clearly visible footprints on the bread.
Is it tainted by a faint source of blood energy?
Isn't this exactly what he lacks?
First, we need to understand whether or not we can just casually absorb the source of blood and qi.
As he thought this, he arranged the two slices of bread. Looking at the footprints, he couldn't help but think of that girl's delicate and exquisite feet.
To put it another way, this isn't bread trampled by jade feet, but bread tainted by the very source of blood and energy.
Hmm, now that I think about it...
Xia Fan could accept much more, all in order to become stronger and extend his lifespan.
Thinking this, he stuffed the bread that Chen Xiaoxue had stepped on with her bare feet into his mouth and began to refuse.
Soon, Xia Fan's pupils contracted sharply, followed by violent tremors.
He felt as if the blood and energy in his body had come to life on their own, and in that instant, all the veins and muscles in his body rapidly expanded.
Sizzle—
Even the clothes he was wearing were stretched taut and burst open, with small pieces of fabric scattered on the ground.
He clearly felt that the surging blood energy was completely uncontrollable, and at this moment, he no longer looked like an old man.
His back muscles bulged and knotted, eventually twisting into a grotesque face, becoming the legendary "ghost back".
At that moment, Xia Fan also saw his own image in the mirror. This appearance only lasted for a few seconds before his body quickly returned to normal.
He stared blankly at the scattered pieces of clothing before him, lost in thought.
For a brief moment, he even had a feeling that if he threw a punch, he could kill a high-level martial artist.
real or fake?
At this moment, Xia Fan couldn't help but have doubts.
"If that's true, this source of blood energy is too powerful..."
He muttered to himself, his mind replaying the feeling from just now.
To be honest, it's hard to say exactly what effect this source of blood energy has, unless the state just now can be maintained for a little longer.
However, Xia Fan also concluded that one should never inhale blood energy indiscriminately. The feeling of being overwhelmed at any moment seemed real. If Chen Xiaoxue had just stretched out her jade feet and he had only taken a shallow breath, and then he couldn't hold it in and exploded, that would be the most tragic thing.
However, if he maintained that tall stature, he could easily pick up that rebellious girl and cook her like a dish if he encountered her.
Of course, these are all secondary.
An old man as knowledgeable as Xia Fan is only interested in improving his strength.
After tidying up a bit, he went out to the park to continue practicing the Void Sword Control Technique. For him, this combat technique was the key to mastering the ancient Heaven-Opening Greatsword!
……
Xia Fan was walking towards the park.
He walked through the backyard of the old residential area and saw many heavily made-up people standing on both sides of the street early in the morning.
Two chickens stood lost in thought in front of the dark, dilapidated stairwell door. One was a pheasant, and the other was also a pheasant.
He couldn't help but shake his head; this body was truly no longer young.
In his previous life, he had never even experienced a simple romance, let alone gone to a bathhouse.
He originally thought that he would come to this world of martial arts and experience it a little, but now that he has become an old man, it is difficult for him to be a strong and upright man anymore.
He still needs to improve his strength. As long as his lifespan increases, his physical condition will also improve!
Thinking this, he didn't delay any longer. After arriving at the park, he turned on his phone, pulled up a photo of Chen Xiaoxue's white socks and jade feet, and began to stare at it carefully.
The increasingly profound feeling gradually drew him in.
"Old Deng, come to the movies with me tonight."
Just as he was engrossed in his thoughts, a message suddenly popped up in front of him. He didn't look at the contact, but he knew it was from Chen Xiaoxue.
It's a strange feeling. When he was young, no one asked him out, but now that he's an old man, young and beautiful girls are asking him out.
Although it was all an act...
[Has Ningchuan not given up yet?]
Xia Fan edited the message and sent it.
I received a reply immediately.
Chen Xiaoxue: [It's not that easy. He's been bothering me for a long time. Remember to come find me tonight.]
Xia Fan didn't say anything more. Speaking of which, Chen Xiaoxue had helped him a lot. If it weren't for this girl, he really wouldn't have been able to practice martial arts.
Using someone as a shield isn't a big deal, it just makes you more likely to get into trouble.
But he's almost used to it; at most, he'll get a couple of scoldings for being disrespectful to his elders.
"Old man, why didn't you come looking for me last night?"
Just as he was about to put down his phone, he suddenly heard a voice in his ear. He turned around and saw that it was Ziyu.
"How did you end up here?"
Xia Fan was stunned.
Zi Yu seemed to be in a bad mood. She frowned and said, "Xiao Xue instructed me to protect you. Aren't you putting me in a difficult position?"
She said that if there was nothing wrong, Xia Fan could go and stay there.
"Ahem, actually, this old man doesn't need this kind of protection," Xia Fan said awkwardly after coughing twice.
The most important reason for following Chen Xiaoxue earlier was to gradually get in touch with and adapt to the martial arts community.
According to his plan, it would be enough for him to go there occasionally to see what information he could find; he still needed to cultivate himself.
Where did all this time come from?
Moreover, what he said was true; his enemy might suddenly appear as a martial arts master like the one from last night.
It would be fine if he escaped on his own, but if he had to take someone with him, that would be a real problem.
However, Zi Yu instantly became angry: "You old man, of course I know you don't need it. You're so old, you can just die. If it weren't for Xiao Xue, do you think I would want to take care of you?"
After hearing this, Xia Fan hesitated for a moment, then said seriously, "Actually, some of the people I've offended are quite powerful. If I go to you, it will be dangerous for me."
Zi Yu was stunned.
She smiled, wanting to say something, but didn't know how.
This old man is really funny.
"You mean you won't encounter any danger if you're alone?" Zi Yu asked with a smile.
Xia Fan nodded, offering no further explanation.
Zi Yu was immediately amused: "I really don't know why Chen Xiaoxue would ask us for your help, but you're quite interesting. Let's go."
"Where to?" Xia Fan asked, puzzled.
"Chen Xiaoxue asked me to pick you up on the way. Also, from now on, you must go to the back alley. Don't tell me your opponent is strong; even if they are, your sister Yu can shove my foot in their mouth!"
Xia Fan: "..."
Zi Yu turned around and walked out of the park. She couldn't understand how an old man who wasn't even a martial artist could offend a martial artist.
……
When Xia Fan found Chen Xiaoxue, he immediately took back his habitual remark.
Habit?
That's simply impossible.
Every time he sees this girl, she brings him a different kind of excitement.
At this moment, in a private cinema, an anime is playing. The plot mainly tells the story of a well-behaved girlfriend being sexually assaulted by several dark-skinned athletes in front of the male protagonist.
The male protagonist was crying while using tissues.
It was disgusting, absolutely disgusting; Xia Fan was about to vomit from looking at it.
He turned to look at Chen Xiaoxue sitting next to him, eating popcorn and watching her with great interest.
"The date you were talking about, is this what you mean by bringing me here?"
Xia Fan asked with a dark expression.
The private cinema was cramped and dark, with anime playing continuously. The female lead in the anime was screaming terribly.
Chen Xiaoxue turned around, her pretty face full of doubt: "Old Deng, you really haven't gone on any dates?"
"Stop nagging! What does watching these porn movies have to do with dating?" Xia Fan said loudly, sticking out his neck.
However, Xia Fan quickly saw sympathy in Chen Xiaoxue's beautiful eyes.
"What kind of look is that?"
"You old hag, this is how dating works: take your girlfriend to watch porn to learn something, and then go straight to a hotel." Chen Xiaoxue said with a look of disdain.
Xia Fan had never been on a date, but he had watched many anime about everyday romance or played strategy games, all of which involved a process.
Thinking of this, his eyes widened in surprise.
"Why are you talking to me like that? Normally, it takes time. For example, you need to understand the girl's interests first, and then..."
"No wonder you've never been with a woman. Someone like you can't even get a taste of a girl's fart."
"Hey……"
Xia Fan was about to take out his phone to threaten the girl by calling Aunt Chen.
But the other party reacted even faster. Before Xia Fan could even take his phone out of his pocket, Chen Xiaoxue had already flipped over and sat directly on him.
The fragrance emanating from the beautiful girl instantly filled the air, causing Xia Fan to freeze in place.
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