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Chapter 37 If you can't do it, drink the foot bath water.

She pretends, she likes to pretend.

Xia Fan leaned back in his rocking chair, completely at ease. He could tell that the Nine Palaces Divine Child had almost broken down several times, but he managed to stop in time.

If you like to pretend, let's see how long you can keep it up.

Thinking this, Xia Fan smiled and said, "It's simple. I think you're quite suitable to play a female warrior. Wear that outfit, take a few pictures of me, and I'll edit them for you."

As he spoke, he pointed to the clothing inside the lingerie store.

When the Nine Palaces Divine Child looked over, the expression on that face that looked so pleased with itself also stiffened.

That outfit had a skirt so low it couldn't even cover her panties, and the cheap workmanship meant the fabric in front of her chest was completely open.

Disgusting, disgusting...

As the eldest daughter of the Jiugong family, she had never seen such disgusting clothing before, and the disgust in her eyes was almost unbearable.

But she quickly came to her senses: "Grandpa, I'm worried. My figure isn't good. Could I change into something else..."

"It's okay, you have a great figure. Maybe if you wear that dress and move around a little, your flesh will even jiggle."

Xia Fan said with a smile.

At the same time, his gaze also fell on the chest of the Nine Palaces Divine Child.

It's definitely more exaggerated than Chen Xiaoxue's, except that the pink dress she's wearing is quite tight, and I'd guess she weighs at least two pounds more.

The Nine Palaces Divine Child stepped on white jade feet, her delicate toes slightly curled, gradually gripping the soles of her shoes with increasing force.

If she's going to dress like that, she might as well be dead!

"Grandpa, let's wait a few days. I just remembered I have some things to do." The smile on Jiugong Shenzi's face had become forced.

After she finished speaking, she turned and left, wearing wooden clogs.

Xia Fan rolled his eyes.

She wasn't prepared at all, so why is she pretending to be a pure and innocent girl? Her bitchiness is practically overflowing. Does she really think that sending him a nicer foot to play with will make him fall in love?

Xia Fan couldn't help but sigh.

These spies these days are so uncivilized; they haven't even been properly trained in how to use a honey trap before trying to seduce him.

After looking away, he continued to lie in the rocking chair and watch the television news.

Ning Long led his team to explore the new region and returned victorious, ending the expedition with a resounding success. Ning Long's combat techniques had reached their peak, and he forcefully suppressed the new region with the Heaven-Crushing Fist...

Xia Fan frowned as he looked at the news.

No matter what, Ning Chuan is a member of the Ning family. If they really wanted to do something to this old man, it would be very easy for them.

In this age of martial artists, everything is decided by strength.

We must find a way to break through to the Martial Master level as soon as possible, at least to solve the key to his lifespan, otherwise his lifespan will end in the next few years.

A sense of urgency rose again; we had to obtain more Source Crystals!

Just as he was thinking this, he took out his phone screen, opened the photo, and continued watching the Void Sword Control Technique.

On the screen, the jade-like feet, visible through white socks, looked incredibly delicate, with the exquisite toes subtly outlined by the fabric.

That youthful energy was on full display, and for this old man to stare at her like that was really rather lewd.

However, this was a rare tactic for Xia Fan.

The Void Sword Control Technique has nine levels. If he can cultivate it to the second level, he should be able to try to pry open the ancient Heaven-Opening Great Sword. At that time, he can go to the new area and try to find the Source Crystal.

Now that I've finally been able to practice martial arts, I absolutely cannot die of old age!

While admiring the white socks and jade feet, he casually picked up the small iron sword on the cabinet. This was a short video he had bought to practice the Void Sword Control Technique.

With a slight twitch of his fingertips, the small iron sword darted around at lightning speed.

"Old man Xia, what are you looking at?"

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind. Xia Fan, who was completely absorbed in staring at the white socks and jade feet, immediately picked up his phone and turned around.

Aunt Chen was beaming with joy, carrying large bags of vegetables.

"It's nothing," Xia Fan said with a smile.

However, Aunt Chen looked suspicious: "When I looked at it just now, it seemed a bit like two legs?"

"What do you mean? I'm so old, how could I be staring at feet? Those are clearly two ice creams, you're mistaken."

Xia Fan smiled outwardly, but inwardly he felt a tightness in his chest.

If this were seen, his old face would be completely ruined. The previous incident was somewhat better, as he hadn't been seen by any acquaintances.

If even acquaintances knew this, he would truly be considered a pervert.

Fortunately, Aunt Chen didn't take it to heart. Instead, she laughed and teased, "I thought you were getting old and starting to have romantic feelings, but it's too late. No one would want to be with an old man like you!"

The mockery arrived precisely on time, and Xia Fan's face darkened.

Sooner or later, I'll strip Chen Xiaoxue naked, hang her in front of you, and whip her with a small rattan cane. Let's see how you two will still mock me then.

He laughed and replied, "You know what, I've been dating a young woman lately."

"Pah, you're lying. To use Xiaoxue's words, you're just dreaming. A young girl? Even if you were, she wouldn't compare to my well-behaved Xiaoxue!"

Clever?

Watching the NTR anime, several dark-skinned PE students were practically tossing and turning the female lead around, but she could still eat popcorn while watching. Is that what you call well-behaved?

Xia Fan felt that life really does require acting.

A rebellious girl plays a well-behaved Japanese girl who is unwilling to submit in her heart, and she plays a pure and innocent character.

He was the only one who was pure and never acted. In order to become stronger, he kept obtaining blood energy jars and blood energy runes.

At the current fourth level of martial arts cultivation, such speed is already quite terrifying.

"Speaking of which, in a few days, the Martial Arts Association will arrange for Xiaoxue to go to the new area she has already explored to adapt, so she may have to leave for a while."

Are you going to be away for a while?

Xia Fan frowned immediately. He was still thinking about how to trick Chen Xiaoxue into opening the Gate of Truth, or how to get her some source of blood energy.

It seems we won't be able to see each other for a while.

How annoying.

"Hey, Old Man Xia, why do you look even more distressed than I am?" Aunt Chen asked, her face full of confusion.

Nonsense, my source of life force and the Gate of Truth are both going to be delayed.

Xia Fan simply smiled and then asked, "How long is she going to be gone?"

There are some advantages, though. Ning Chuan will probably go with him, so there's no need for this old man to put on an act.

"Probably two months, why?"

"It's nothing."

Xia Fan's eyes flickered slightly. He had to think of a way to get some more blood essence so that the girl could step on a few more loaves of bread before she left.

No, that's too disgusting. Just thinking about the way that girl looked at a pervert makes him feel like he's completely lost face.

Is there any other way...?

He took out his phone, opened Chen Xiaoxue's contact information, and sent a text message.

【What are you doing?】

Chen Xiaoxue: [Old Deng, are you in the throes of puberty? You're so old, yet you still bother me so often.]

Okay, tomorrow your lingerie purchase records, as well as your hotel and love hotel booking records, will all appear on your mom's phone.

Chen Xiaoxue: [No! Dad, I was wrong!]

Incidentally, she also posted a crying emoji.

[Getting down to business, believe it or not, I have a way to prevent Ningchuan from going to the new area.]

Chen Xiaoxue: [You? You're practically an old man, take a break. Running even a few steps will strain your back.]

Xia Fan stared at the screen, his face darkening.

Although he wasn't Aunt Chen's biological son, he inherited her sarcastic skills. Once he regained his youth, he would let this girl know that he once had the profession of a chef.

Want to bet? If I can't do it, I'll drink your foot bath water.

After much deliberation, Xia Fan finally sent out the message.

He was practically grinding his teeth to powder. Making a bet with a young, beautiful girl, where the loser would have to drink her foot bath water, was truly outrageous.

The key issue is his age.

Normally, where would you find an old man doing these things?

Sure enough, Chen Xiaoxue sent a message soon after.

Chen Xiaoxue: [?]