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Chapter 270 The most embarrassing oolong incident in the most beautiful history of the year

Chapter 270 The most embarrassing oolong incident in the most beautiful history of the year

"Robert Kennedy was suddenly irritated, and now the situation is deteriorating. It seems that everything stems from a gesture by Gao, and more importantly, forgive me for not knowing what this gesture represents."

"Chelsea players are losing control of their emotions on the pitch. It's all because of this bad situation. Even if they want to leave, they should not use this method. It will only embarrass Stamford Bridge. Even if the Paris Saint-Germain players made provocative actions- —Although we don’t know what this means, the most important thing is that as a professional player, emotional control is the most basic ability.”

"Kennedy has been successfully irritated by Gao Yuyang. When he makes a move, it means that Chelsea's situation is over."

Many commentators failed to interpret Gao Yuyang's hand gesture in the first place, only the student Gao in front of the TV could understand it - and his son learned it from him by accident.

"This bear..." Gao Sheng couldn't help but hold his forehead in front of the TV: "Even if you want to ridicule that the second child is relatively small, don't hide it! At least let everyone see it clearly! Hahahaha!"

Gao Yuyang didn't need to compare at all. Kennedy couldn't hear him clearly, so he pushed him directly without seeing him rushing up: "Bitch! Boy, do you have the guts to say it again?"

However, Gao Yuyang just looked at him like this, standing motionless, showing a playful smile.

You idiot, you've overplayed the limit!Is it your turn if you really want to do it?But we are all civilized people and speak the rules.

Kennedy had just been so excited that he forgot that there was a whistle next to him... This time it was Kuipers, a famous referee from UEFA's elite referee class, who came over and directly showed a red card.

All the Chelsea players gathered around to intercede, and Hiddink even rushed to the edge of the pitch.

It wasn't until this time that Kennedy realized that he had made a catastrophe, but the result was already confirmed, and the game was basically concluded.

Andy Brun sat on the commentary seat full of loss and anger: "Kennedy's mistake killed Chelsea's last hope. This night does not belong to Stamford Bridge...Damn it!"

The game lasted to 82 minutes, but it was actually meaningless. The score of 2:1 was maintained, which was actually the countdown to the end of Chelsea's Champions League journey this season.

Abramovich looked gloomy in the box on the top floor. Although there was no wind, his gray hair fluttered slightly. He didn't take a sip of the coffee in front of him. As Kennedy walked off the stage with his face hidden, he also stood up directly. Looking at the capable beauty CEO Granovskaya next to her, she said: "Let's stop here, Marina, and terminate the contract renewal negotiations with that old Dutch man. He is not someone who can lead Chelsea to the championship. Find a more suitable candidate— — At least one who can guard against people like Gao.”

"Okay, sir."

Chelsea's beautiful executive Granovskaya is well-known in the circle of European giants clubs. History tells us that she later personally took care of the famous Italian coach Antonio Conte, but no one will know that Conte will succeed Guus Hiddink The real reason is that on this night, at Stamford Bridge in London on March 2016, 3, Gao Yuyang scored twice in a row to prompt Roman Abramovich to make up his mind.

……

The final result of the game was fixed at 2:1. With the sad exit of the Stamford Bridge home fans, Gao Yuyang and his teammates celebrated the 4:2 victory in the away game.

All four goals belonged to Gao Yuyang. He was surrounded by his teammates and accepted their pats on the head.

"Gao, I feel that you are going to be popular." Di Maria came out of the locker room to celebrate the victory with his teammates, and said to Gao Yuyang with a smile.

"Am I not hot enough now, Angel?"

Di Maria shook his head: "What is Ligue [-]? I'm talking about the whole of Europe! Gao, do you know what it means to score four goals in two games? Go and see the scorer list this season!"

"Gao, hahahaha! How can I describe you?"

"Such a perfect performance! Gao, go back to Paris and make some arrangements?"

Gao Yuyang responded with a smile: "There are special circumstances where you don't have to come, such as Angel...if your little brother has problems."

Di Maria stared: "Gao, since you doubt it, why don't you try it?"

All major Chinese sports media have workstations in London. After all, most of England's giants are gathered here, and knockout matches like this are inevitable.Seeing this scene, they were really pleased and moved.

"Gao Yuyang is really too strong."

"Today's protagonist is him... What else are you filming? Hurry up and block people!"

"Go and go! Speed!"

In the mixed interview area, Gao Yuyang was surrounded by a group of active Chinese reporters, talking to the camera in Chinese.

"The rhythm of the Champions League? IMHO it's not that different from Ligue [-], of course it's probably Chelsea's problem... What about scoring four goals? As a striker I only think about scoring goals, everything else is just ancillary , when I score enough goals it's like a gift bag, it will come naturally."

Chelsea player Kennedy was also pestered by a group of English reporters on the other end to ask about the conflict on the field. He finally got rid of the entanglement. Seeing Gao Yuyang chatting and laughing in front of the camera, he whispered to the assistant coach Newton who came by: "Coach , are those Chinese?"

Coach Newton just looked up and reassured him: "It has nothing to do with you, Robert."

But Kennedy was not reconciled, and cursed in a low voice: "Damn Chinese!"

……

In the early hours of the morning, the Chinese fans were not at all sleepy. Many fans were discussing Gao Yuyang's performance on various websites.

"Bet on a bag of spicy sticks, Gao Yuyang will definitely be a top-notch player in the future, and he will not be weaker than his neighbor Sun Bangzi."

"Upstairs, you know again. Once again, as a friendly reminder, Gao Yuyang is still from a small Japanese family...Of course it doesn't prevent me from saying that these two goals are really awesome."

"The second floor is here again. Why are you always entangled in Gao Yuyang's nationality? If you think it's okay now, don't lick it if Gao Yuyang really changes back in the future?"

"Leaving aside those messy factors, I would ask you if you are strong when it comes to scoring goals? Let alone the championship this season, if Paris can really reach the final, it is estimated that the scorer list can be crushed together with Melo."

"Double arrogance is going to be a thing of the past? The picture is too cruel to imagine..."

A group of fans were chatting. At this time, a screenshot directly exploded various QQ groups and post bars. Anyone with football-related topics saw this one.

It was the social media screenshot of Chelsea player Kennedy, accompanied by a picture of Gao Yuyang gesturing to him, with only one sentence: "Porra China"

"Porra" in Portuguese is similar to FUCK in English, which is a highly discriminatory word.

For a while, the fans who hadn't passed the excitement were even less sleepy.

"Fuck him paralyzed!"

"This guy deserves a beating!"

"Idiots who can't afford to lose don't play!"

"I'm sorry everyone, this is my dog. It didn't look good and came out to bite someone. Leave it to me, and I will do it!"

"Upstairs, this 'it' is very charming."

"Dog: Feeling being offended."

"Tell me a joke: A group of gentlemen from the Empire on which the sun never sets, hahahahaha!"

Chinese football fans in this era are full of pride, and they will take merciless and resolute counterattacks against the "sick man of East Asia" type of abuse, until a new interpretation suddenly appears.

"Big brothers, don't rush to scold me, why did I find something different..."

Only then did many fans calm down, and soon everyone discovered a bittersweet thing: Although Kennedy directly named "China" in his text, it was vicious, but the accompanying picture was Gao Yuyang...

In just ten minutes, the painting style changed.

"Fuck? It's a real hammer! Gao Yuyang is really one of us, hahaha, dogs know it, why don't we know, hahaha!"

"This is embarrassing. It should have been the most beautiful oolong of the year, why can't I laugh? I can't use my strength to scold people."

"I feel the same way! The most beautiful oolong of the year can only be felt, not expressed in words."

"@中国足球会, take care of yourself, even dogs know that Gao Yuyang is one of us, what are you waiting for?"

A bunch of fans went crazy online.

It is said that this matter was on various hot searches in China the next day, and even the official media published short comments——

"The most beautiful of the year, the most embarrassing in history, the oolong incident that can't laugh, and doesn't want to fight back: Gao Yuyang was naturalized in China overnight..."

(End of this chapter)