My girlfriend is actually myself.

Chapter 8: My brother has been fixed!

Sakura Nene is angry.

The girl picked up some white rice with pink chopsticks, stuffed it into her mouth, and chewed it fiercely.

Today's bento box contains hamburger patties, tamagoyaki (Japanese rolled omelet), fried fish and sausages, broccoli, and a cold salad.

These are what should have been.

But at this moment, her bento box was missing tamagoyaki (Japanese rolled omelet).

Tamagoyaki, also known as thick omelet, is soft and chewy, not as bland as vegetarian dishes, nor as greasy as meat dishes, and is her favorite food.

When she was making lunch boxes in the morning, she had no idea that there would be another woman in the house, so she only prepared three tamagoyaki, two for her brother and one for herself.

When she was distributing lunchboxes before leaving, she took a piece of tamagoyaki from her brother's portion and gave it to the other woman. But thinking about her brother's big appetite and his part-time job, she couldn't bear it and gave him the tamagoyaki from her own lunchbox.

Ever since she learned to cook, tamagoyaki has been a staple in her bento box without fail. Because she eats it every day, she doesn't realize how important tamagoyaki is to her.

Without getting to eat tamagoyaki, she felt that all the other dishes had lost their appeal.

That wretched wild woman!

With a stern face, she quickly stuffed rice and side dishes into her mouth, turning lunch into an eating chore.

The three girls beside her were terrified by the oppressive aura emanating from her, until one of the girls tentatively picked up her tamagoyaki and placed it in her bento box.

"Hina is so thoughtful!" Sakura Nene hugged her best friend, deeply moved.

The three girls breathed a sigh of relief and asked what was wrong with Sakura Nene.

Sakura Nene, biting into a tamagoyaki, said, "I got angry because of my brother!"

"What prank did Brother Shiraishi play this time?" the three children asked.

"This isn't just any prank," Sakura Nene thought, recalling the scene from this morning and the food that couldn't even fit into her mother's bra. Her feelings were complicated. "I haven't figured out what happened yet. I'll go back and interrogate him tonight."

"Torture? Torture?" the three children asked in surprise.

"If he doesn't answer, I'll crush him!" Sakura Nene said fiercely.

Filled with resentment at having her jade stolen and anger towards the wild woman, she finished her last class of the afternoon.

At 3:15 p.m., the school bell rang, she packed her schoolbag, declined her three friends' invitation to play, and hurried home.

She unlocked the door and immediately looked at the entryway floor; her brother's shoes were nowhere to be seen.

Today is Monday. My brother has a part-time job and won't be home until around 6 p.m.

However, can today's brother, who has a wild woman waiting for him, really settle down and continue his part-time job?

After putting down her schoolbag, Yingyu Ningning walked out of the house, stood by the roadside with her legs apart, hands on her hips, and stared in the direction of the school.

A passing neighbor greeted her, and she lowered her arms, closed her legs, and responded obediently. After the neighbor left, she continued to strike that rebellious pose, staring at the road.

Twenty minutes passed, and she didn't see her brother. She breathed a sigh of relief.

This proves that my brother did not become obsessed with pleasure; even though there was a woman in the house, he still went to work part-time.

Even if a brother like that were tempted by another woman, he wouldn't abandon his sister and leave with her, right?

Sakura Nene became slightly more optimistic.

No, she couldn't let her guard down. According to what she had learned online, even a complete shut-in wouldn't immediately become a loyal dog of a bad woman after being used by her. In the beginning, he would still be that wild dog chasing freedom.

But every bad woman is a great trainer; she will use the collar of love to free the wild dog, and she will use repeated commands and sweet rewards to destroy the wild dog's self-control.

After a while, my brother will be properly disciplined!

In that case, it might not be my brother leaving me, but me being kicked out of the house by him!

Sakura Nene thought of a post she'd seen on X, translated from a forum on the other side of the ocean. She'd been following it because her brother frequented those websites.

In those posts, there are often posts from sisters-in-law who are unhappy that their sisters-in-law live in their husbands' houses and want to kick them out of the house.

Although she didn't think her brother would do that, she had to be careful.

That wicked woman must be driven out before my brother is properly tamed!

Back home, Sakura Nene pondered how to bring up the topic while preparing dinner.

She planned to cook a pot of curry, starting with her brother's stomach.

Curry is a time-consuming dish. Not to mention the preparation beforehand, just stewing it takes two hours. Even she rarely has the interest to make it.

The last time she ate curry was half a month ago. Her brother will be very happy to see her when he comes back. She can take the opportunity to persuade him then, which will be more effective.

She opened the refrigerator and checked the groceries. Fortunately, the weather was perfect; she had all the ingredients and didn't need to go out to shop.

She picked up the kitchen knife, its silvery blade reflecting her delicate fingers.

The sound of chopping vegetables echoed in the first-floor kitchen, as the prepared ingredients rolled into the large pot one by one, the stove crackling with the sound of fire being lit, and the ingredients tumbling in the broth.

The pot of curry stew was a bit high, so in order to see what was inside, Yingyu Ningning moved a small stool over, stood on it, and stirred it with a ladle from time to time to take a look.

While waiting for the curry to cook, she let her mind wander, and one whimsical idea after another flashed through her mind.

How many steps does it take to stuff a wild woman into a curry pot?

How technically difficult is it to control your brother using hypnosis?

How should bloodstains be removed?

How much does it cost to dig a basement?

Slight footsteps came from upstairs. Sakura Nene looked up and suddenly realized that the wild woman was still at home.

In other words, he is spending time alone with a bad woman.

The timid girl couldn't help but feel uneasy.

What should we do in this situation? Sakura Nene searched through her memories and quickly found the relevant entry.

I should take advantage of my brother's absence, go into my sister-in-law's room, pretend to be concerned, but actually...

No, I've retrieved the wrong data section!

Shaking off the incorrect coping strategies in her mind, Sakura Nene chose to remain still.

She remembered the tamagoyaki she had for lunch, glanced at the sink, and sure enough, the empty bento box was inside. The kitchen had a double sink; she hadn't noticed it before.

She didn't even wash it! What a lazy woman!

She would never acknowledge a sister-in-law like that!

"Meow?"

Even if that wild woman tried to act cute by meowing like a cat, she wouldn't admit it! Besides, she doesn't like cats at all!

Sakura Nene denied it, then realized something was wrong; it sounded like a real cat meow.

On the windowsill above the sink, a black cat was watching Sakura Nene.

……

Hearing the noise downstairs, Yukimiya Natsumi took off her headphones.

Unlike her older brother/sister, her younger sister, Sakura Nene, is always very quiet and stealthy. If she makes any noise, it's usually because she's encountered some kind of accident.

She stood up and walked downstairs.