Chapter 101: Completely Collapsed
Chapter 101: Completely Collapsed
"Help!"
The white-haired old man's screams echoed throughout the examination hall.
Fu Chen's eyes lit up.
It was even brighter than Edwards' dark skin.
"Teacher! Teacher, what's wrong?"
Fu Chen rushed forward, his face filled with grief and despair: "It's all my fault! It's all my fault for concocting that potion that harmed you!"
I deserve to die! I deserve to die a thousand deaths! No, I deserve zero points!
He said that, but inside he was screaming:
666!
As Cheng thought to herself, she had accidentally turned a healing potion into poison, hehe…
This wave of good fortune has hit Niu Fu.
Zero points! A solid zero!
They might even have all their grades canceled for "endangering public safety"!
Negative score! Negative scores are on the horizon, guys!
The white-haired old man lay on the ground, his legs twitching, foaming at the mouth, and mumbling incoherently, "Help...help me..."
The other teachers panicked.
"Quick! Call the school doctor!"
"Call 120! Call 120 now!"
"Does anyone have water? Give him some!"
Fu Chen squeezed into the crowd, pretending to be anxious while secretly observing the old man's condition.
Hmm, this old man's smoking has a pretty good rhythm. He's just too confident, saying he really believes his potion is effective…
Don't take on jobs you're not qualified for.
To be fair, the foam was emitted quite evenly.
Even the complexion changed from white to purple, from purple to green, from green to...
and many more.
Why is it getting greener and greener?
This color is off!
Fu Chen rubbed his eyes.
The old man's face was turning an eerie green at a visible speed.
It wasn't a healthy rosy glow, nor a sickly pale one; it was a vibrant green color on its head.
And this green is still spreading.
From face to neck, from neck to hands, from hands to...
The old man turned completely green.
It's a bright, vibrant green.
Fu Chen: "………………"
What the hell is this side effect?
What exactly is he refining?
The white-haired old man lay on the ground, convulsing as he stared at his hands, which had turned green, his eyes filled with despair: "I...I've turned into a green-haired turtle?"
Fu Chen quickly comforted him, "Teacher, please don't say that. Green-haired turtles are green, but yours is pure green without any hair. It's different."
White-haired old man: "...Stop kidding me, help me!"
Then, something even stranger happened.
The old man's convulsions suddenly stopped.
He suddenly stood up straight from the ground, his face still glowing green, but his expression had become unusually calm.
"Wait... I... I feel..."
Fu Chen asked nervously, "What do you feel?"
The old man looked down at his hands, then moved his ankle, and then gave a look of disbelief: "I feel... my leg, the injured leg, doesn't seem to hurt anymore?"
"I also had some heart pain earlier, but I don't feel that now. My body just feels a little numb."
Fu Chen was stunned.
Does it stop hurting?
He looked down at the spot where the old man had fallen and injured himself.
The wound is still there.
The redness and swelling are still there.
The bruises are still there.
But the old man said it doesn't hurt anymore?
What's the principle behind this?
Could this potion have a paralyzing effect?
The old man moved around a bit, becoming more and more excited: "It really doesn't hurt anymore! And I feel so much lighter! It's like I've unloaded a burden!"
"It's amazing! I've found that my memory has suddenly improved a lot, and my mind is full of scenes from my childhood!"
Fu Chen: "..."
???
No.
This script is wrong!
Where's the promised poison?
What happened to the promised zero score?
How come it even has a therapeutic effect?
The teachers nearby were immediately excited when they saw this.
"It works! It really works!"
"Although my body has turned green, it doesn't hurt anymore!"
"This is detoxing! It brings the toxins to the surface of the skin!"
"Genius! Fu Chen is a genius!"
Fu Chen: "??????"
Holy crap.
So turning green means detoxification?
After all that effort, I finally managed to concoct the healing potion?
"I understand!"
A teacher wearing glasses excitedly said, "This potion doesn't heal directly, but indirectly through detoxification!"
First, eliminate the toxins from your body, and then your body will naturally repair itself!
"Genius! This is a truly genius idea!"
"Fu Chen, you're amazing!"
"This is a hundred times better than ordinary healing potions!"
Fu Chen was dumbfounded.
He opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but found he didn't know what to say.
Because what was happening at that moment was completely beyond his comprehension.
By this time, the white-haired old man had fully recovered and excitedly grabbed Fu Chen's hand, asking, "Fu Chen, what's the name of this potion?"
Fu Chen was weak and listless. It was someone else who answered: "He said it was the Black Jade Rejuvenating Ointment, a magic potion."
The white-haired old man's eyes lit up: "This name is so fitting! 'Black Jade' refers to this black ointment, and 'Intermittent Ointment' means it can help the body expel toxins intermittently!"
I didn't think that much when I was naming my child.
Fu Chen was devastated.
"However..." the white-haired old man changed the subject, looking down at his bright green hands, "Can this problem of turning green be solved?"
Fu Chen was about to say "no" when a teacher next to her interjected, "Why do we need to solve it? This is a sign of successful detoxification! Look at your complexion now, so healthy!"
The white-haired old man touched his green face: "Is that so?"
"Of course! Isn't that called Emerald Skin?"
Fu Chen remained silent.
Emerald skin?
Are you fucking kidding me?
But the most outrageous things are yet to come.
The young teacher who just used the potion also came back from the restroom.
He turned green too.
"Wow, I found that the wound on my hand doesn't hurt at all! It's amazing!"
The white-haired old man stretched his legs and exclaimed, "Not only do my legs not hurt anymore, but I also don't feel my decades-long rheumatism. It's incredible!"
Fu Chen looked down.
The old man's wound was still there.
The redness and swelling are still there.
The bruises are still there.
But the old man said it didn't hurt anymore.
What exactly is the principle behind this?
Fu Chen sensed that something seemed amiss.
He clearly practiced it using the wrong method.
He clearly did nothing wrong.
How did they manage to concoct such a miraculous medicine?
Is he really a genius?
No, no, that's not right.
That's impossible.
Something must be wrong.
As Fu Chen was thinking, he suddenly noticed that the white-haired old man's expression was a little strange.
It's not a problem with the green color.
It's an expression.
The old man's expression changed from excitement to confusion, from confusion to pain, from pain to...
numbness?
His expression seemed out of control; why the hell did his eyes keep looking upwards?
That looks like he's rolling his eyes!
"vomit……"
The old man suddenly bent over and vomited.
I vomited so much that I felt dizzy and disoriented.
The entire hall fell silent once again.
Everyone stared wide-eyed at the pool of green vomit.
Then I looked at the pot of black mushy paste.
Then he looked at Fu Chen.
Finally, he looked at the white-haired old man who was lying completely on the ground, showing no reaction whatsoever…
Pretty!
After all that, we've come back to the best possible outcome. This potion has a problem, a really big problem!
As soon as he finished speaking, the young teacher clutched his stomach.
"Oh no, I feel..."
Before he could finish speaking, he vomited.
It's also green.
Then came the third teacher, the fourth teacher, and the fifth teacher.
They had just seen the white-haired old man experience good results after taking it, so fearing they might miss out, they also took some.
The entire examination room was filled with the sounds of vomiting, like some kind of strange concert.
Fu Chen stood in the sea of green, feeling completely numb.
He finally understood.
This potion is indeed effective.
The effect is to cause numbness, poisoning, and shock.
What is this?
This is poison!
Definitely poison!
After the white-haired old man finished vomiting, his face turned from green to deathly pale.
Fu Chen glanced at the old man's pale face, then at the pool of green vomit, and then at the other teachers in the same sorry state, and his heart was filled with joy.
It worked!
It really worked!
Zero points! That's it!!
Fu Chen's smile blossomed.
Before he could finish speaking, another teacher suddenly collapsed.
"I...I feel...dizzy..."
Another teacher has fallen.
"I...I can't see clearly..."
The third teacher collapsed.
"I...I can't hear..."
One after another, the teachers who were just praising Fu Chen fell down like dominoes.
In just three minutes, more than a dozen teachers were all lying on the ground.
Some had convulsions.
Some vomited.
Some rolled their eyes.
Some started talking nonsense.
The entire examination room was a mess.
Fu Chen stood in the center of the mess, looking at the scene with extremely complicated feelings.
He finally succeeded.
This time it's definitely cheating, right?
but……
Isn't this a bit too high a price to pay?
The white-haired old man felt dizzy and woke up repeatedly, then felt dizzy again, struggling to support his body.
He looked at his colleagues scattered on the ground, then at Fu Chen, his lips trembling as he said, "Fu Chen... your potion... is indeed... poisonous, poisonous..."
After saying that, he collapsed.
Just then, the school doctor finally arrived.
She stared blankly at the teachers scattered all over the ground.
"What, what's going on?"
Fu Chen looked completely innocent: "I don't know either. I just casually practiced it, and they ended up like this."
School doctor: "What are you practicing?"
Half a minute later, the school doctor also collapsed.
Fu Chen had nothing to do with this matter; he had tried his best to stop the school doctor, but the school doctor was adamant: "It's nothing, your little bit of stuff can't poison me? I don't believe it."
It's no use him not collapsing, because he's of no use to these teachers who are in shock; he won't save them.
Half an hour later, the ambulance from outside the school arrived.
One.
Two vehicles.
Three vehicles.
It took five ambulances to take all the poisoned teachers away.
The scene was absolutely spectacular.
All the students in the school were peering out the windows to watch the spectacle.
"Holy crap, is that Teacher Li? Why is she green?"
"Was that a contracted potions expert? Why was he carried away?"
"I heard someone in Class 5 of the first year of high school concocted poison and even poisoned the teachers!"
"Wow, that's awesome! Which class are you in?"
"Class 5, Grade 11!"
"It's Class 5 of Grade 1 again? Aren't they been doing pretty well lately?"
"It's impressive, but it can't withstand someone doing the opposite!"
What does "reverse operation" mean?
"It's just... that they poisoned the teacher."
Fu Chen stood at the entrance of the examination hall, watching the last ambulance drive away.
As the sun set, its afterglow bathed him, casting a long shadow.
He sighed.
He finally got what he wanted.
During the potion-making exam, he produced a pot of rubbish that could poison the teacher.
Zero points, that's a done deal.
In addition, he scored zero in the morning's martial arts sparring session.
In addition, I got zero points on the written test the day before yesterday.
In addition, there were the attendance points that had already been approved several times by the Academic Affairs Office.
Total score: zero.
He was last in the class.
perfect.
It couldn't be more perfect.
Faced with the somber mood of everyone present, Fu Chen could only lament, "Why didn't they poison Wang Aiguo and send him to the hospital too?"
Fu Chen immediately switched to grief mode, bowing his head and sighing, "It's all my fault, I'm so useless, I even caused the teachers to end up in the hospital..."
"Yes, it's all your fault!"
Liu Haitao put his arm around his shoulder.
Then Quan Jiafei kicked him away: "What do you mean? How can you blame Fu Chen for this!"
Liu Haitao, with snot and tears streaming down his face, said, "Yes, this isn't Fu Chen's fault!"
Tang Renhui stood to the side: "Brother Chen, you didn't have time to review because you were preparing potions for us! We all know that!"
The whole family nodded frantically beside him: "Yes, yes, yes! Brother Chen, you're our hero! Even though you got zero, you're perfect in our hearts!"
Can you guys please stop doing this all the time?
I feel a lot of pressure when you praise me for getting a zero on a test!
"Let's go!" Liu Haitao waved his hand. "It's my treat tonight, to calm Brother Chen down!"
"Yes! To calm Brother Chen down!"
"Let's have a good meal!"
Fu Chen was surrounded by a group of people as he walked out, feeling quite pleased with himself.
What's there to be alarmed about?
He's not surprised at all.
He's incredibly happy right now.
They immediately broke away from the group and went directly to the Academic Affairs Office.
After all, this time they managed to concoct poison and even cornered those teachers inside.
Shouldn't they deduct more points for participation?
But he received bad news.
Even Li Boxue, the director of the teaching affairs office, comforted him:
"It's alright, Fu Chen. Nobody wants this to happen. After all, how can a person not make mistakes? We're not machines. It's a small matter, don't worry about it too much."
"This has nothing to do with you, it's all in the past!"
Sweating profusely, Li Boxue nervously wiped away the sweat.
He tried his best to comfort Fu Chen.
To be honest, he didn't really want to offer any comfort.
But who knows when Fu Chen will use those poisons on him?
Do you really think Li Boxue wants to treat Fu Chen kindly?
It's all just a matter of helplessness.
Fu Chen was in a good mood.
Although there were no extra deductions, the score of zero in all subjects was still quite high, putting him ahead of the others.
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