novellhall Chapter 102 Terrible Potion Effects
Chapter 102 Terrible Potion Effects
the next morning.
Fu Chen hummed a little tune as he walked into the classroom, feeling as happy as if he had won five million.
He froze for a moment.
That's still not as exciting as winning five million.
Not necessarily. After all, completing the task of getting the lowest score in the class would allow one to advance five minor realms at once.
Can five million cover it?
For a moment, it also made Fu Chen's brain burn.
do not care.
Anyway.
The results will be released today.
He was last in the class.
He was determined to win.
He had just sat down when Wang Aiguo walked in with a stern face.
He was holding a stack of report cards.
Fu Chen's eyes lit up.
The darker Wang Aiguo's face became, the happier he was!
Here it comes!
Wang Aiguo stood on the podium, paused for three seconds, and then slowly said, "The results of this month's exam are out."
The whole class fell silent.
Fu Chen tried hard to suppress the upward curve of his lips.
"First of all," Wang Aiguo took a deep breath, "I want to commend everyone. Our class has the highest average score in the grade."
The whole class cheered.
"Especially Yao Zhi'ai, who scored 60 points in potion-making, ranking first in the grade for that subject!"
Yao Zhi'ai stood up, looking completely bewildered as she accepted the applause from the crowd.
Everyone held this highly respected class monitor in high esteem.
Fu Chen clapped along, but his mind was preoccupied with his own affairs.
Wang Aiguo continued reading: "Chen Jiaxin, total score 102 points, ranked eighth in the class."
"Quan Jiafei, total score 122, ranked 42nd in the class overall."
What the heck?
Fu Chen's eyes lit up.
That jerk, Quan Jiafei, scored a high 122 on the exam, but his overall ranking was a low 42nd?
Fu Chen had been struggling to regain his confidence, but in that instant, his source of confidence returned.
Unexpectedly, the participation score had a huge impact on the overall ranking.
The whole family was violating regulations by eating while squatting next to the toilet all day long.
No wonder his overall ranking is so low.
Speaking of it.
With a stern face, Wang Aiguo once again reprimanded Quan Jiafei in front of all the students.
However, because their test scores were high enough, Quan Jiafei actually achieved an excellent ranking of 130th in the entire grade!
In other words.
The more than forty students who flew with their families were all ranked in the top 130 of their grade!
"Damn it, why are you all frowning? Is Feng dead?"
At first, all the students were on pins and needles, thinking that they had done terribly on the exam.
Who would have thought their results would be so outstanding?
"Edwards, total score 98, 38th in the class."
……
One name after another was read out.
Fu Chen was getting a little impatient.
Why isn't it his turn yet?
He got zero points, so he should have been read last.
Finally, Wang Aiguo finished reading the forty-eighth name.
Fu Chen was the only one left in the class.
Fu Chen took a deep breath, preparing himself to accept last place.
Wang Aiguo looked at him with a complicated expression and a stern face, not much different from someone whose entire family had died.
Fu Chen's heart tightened.
That expression...something's not right?
"Fu Chen," Wang Aiguo said slowly.
Fu Chen stood up: "Here!"
Wang Aiguo paused for two seconds, then said, "Your total score... is 1712."
Fu Chen was stunned.
1712 point?
What? 1712 points?
Didn't he get zero points?
Where did the 1712 points come from?
"Class ranking..."
Wang Aiguo paused for a moment, then said, "Thirteenth."
The whole class erupted in uproar.
How did it get so bad?
Fu Chen was completely dumbfounded.
Thirteenth place?
Him? Thirteenth?
What the hell is this math?
"Teacher Wang," Fu Chen raised his hand:
"Are you sure you didn't miscalculate? I got zero points."
Wang Aiguo had a stern face.
He took out a piece of paper. "Take a look for yourself."
Fu Chen took the paper and looked down at it.
Fu Chen: "??????"
Exam score: 1712 points
He clearly got zero points, so how did it become 1712 points?
And how did 1712 points rank thirteenth?
He looked up at Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo still had a stern face: "Originally, Fu Chen's score was enough to be first in the whole grade, but because Fu Chen has not been following the school rules recently, your overall score is as follows, ranking fortyth in the whole grade."
Fu Chen: "..."
The expression on his face was gradually contorting.
"right!"
"Fu Chen scored 1712 points! No wonder he's our psychology committee member!"
Liu Haitao was talking loudly from below.
Fu Chen was in a complete mess at the moment.
How could this be...
When he learned that nearly twenty people had altered their exam papers to resemble their own in previous tests…
He was completely bewildered.
He was numb.
Are there any normal people left in this class?
Fu Chen was completely speechless.
He looked at the report card in his hand, and then at the classmates around him.
Liu Haitao was moved to tears.
Chen Jiaxin is wiping away tears.
Quan Jiafei was gazing at Fu Chen with deep affection.
Edwards was deep in thought, his expression unwavering, seemingly waiting for Fu Chen's praise and thanks.
Tang Renhui even stood up straight, a rare occurrence for him.
Fu Chen took a deep breath.
He thought he had it all figured out.
He thought he had finally gotten last place.
The results of it?
Of the forty-nine students in the class, forty-eight were even more outrageous than him.
Despite such meticulous planning, they only managed to rank thirteenth.
What kind of amazing class is this?
Just then, my phone rang.
That's a system notification sound.
[Congratulations, host, on completing this stage of the mission: your class ranking has dropped by ten places.]
Current ranking: 13th in the class
[Task exceeded expectations]
[Rewards for Task 1 are being distributed...]
My second task...
Fu Chen simply looked up at the sky and roared...
He quickly opened the system panel.
Main Quest 1: Drop ten places in class ranking
[Task Progress: Completed (Currently ranked 13th in the class, below the standard for last place)]
[Rewards: 1 Orange-quality potion, 2 Purple-quality potions]
[Orange Potion: Body Attribute Enhancement Potion (Permanently increases a specific attribute upon consumption; attribute and increase are random)]
【紫色魔药：幸运增幅药剂（服用后24小时内幸运值提升300%，副作用：24小时后幸运值下降50%，持续72小时）】
[Purple Potion: Mind Acceleration Potion (Increases thinking speed by 500% for 1 hour. Side effect: Drowsiness for 24 hours after the effect ends)]
Fu Chen looked at the three bottles of potions and fell into deep thought.
Orange potion, permanently increases attributes.
Purple potion, luck boost.
Purple potion, speeds up thinking.
This is great stuff!
These are all good stuff!
He seemed to have forgotten the inner pain his grades had just caused him.
But then I started thinking about it again.
Isn't this side effect a bit of a rip-off?
A lucky boost, followed by three days of bad luck 24 hours later.
My mind races, and after using it, I sleep for a day.
Is this some kind of magic potion or a prank prop?
After thinking for a moment, Fu Chen decided to try the mind-accelerating drug first.
After all, what does it mean to increase thinking speed by 500%?
It's like he can think for five seconds while others can think for one second.
If you use it during an exam, wouldn't you be invincible?
If he had gotten this earlier, he might have already made a direct path to becoming the last in the class!
Although the side effect is sleeping all day, well... so what if I sleep? I'm already a good-for-nothing at Pei Choi Middle School anyway. How can I make my life meaningful if I don't sleep?
Fu Chen thought to himself with a smug satisfaction.
The purple liquid shimmered in the sunlight.
It looks quite high-end.
Fu Chen hesitated for a moment, but since the potion was stored in the system, he drank it on a whim.
then……
I didn't feel anything.
Fu Chen waited for thirty seconds.
I still don't feel anything.
I waited another thirty seconds.
I still don't feel anything.
"Is this thing fake?" Fu Chen muttered.
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a "buzz" in his head.
It looked like something had been opened.
then……
What the hell!
His mind started racing!
He looked at the tree outside the window and instantly calculated in his mind how many leaves the tree had.
He glanced at the alarm clock on the table and instantly calculated how many more seconds it would last.
He looked at himself in the mirror and instantly calculated his ranking in terms of looks across the entire school.
1th place.
and many more.
No need to calculate this!
Fu Chen rubbed his temples.
This feeling is amazing.
His brain is like an overclocked computer; any information input into it can be processed instantly.
He recalled the exam questions he had looked at yesterday, and three solutions instantly came to mind.
He recalled the Battle Through the Heavens series he had watched the day before yesterday, and every word instantly came to mind.
He remembered the hot pot he ate last year, and instantly recalled the location of the restaurant, the menu, and the appearance of the waiters.
and many more.
That's a bit too detailed.
Fu Chen quickly stopped.
He decided to test the limits of this drug.
He opened his phone and randomly picked an academic paper on martial arts techniques.
Watch it in three minutes.
Understand in five minutes.
A review article can be written in ten minutes.
He then opened a book on potions.
I finished flipping through it in five minutes.
Memorize all the recipes in ten minutes.
You can start trying to refine it in thirty minutes.
Fu Chen was stunned.
What kind of magical potion is this?
So that's what 500% thinking speed means?
He quickly pulled out another book of tips and tricks for sex.
He found this in his parents' room; he had never understood the trick behind it before.
After all, the mysteries of sex are something that countless people cannot fathom.
Now?
One eye and ten lines.
Never forget.
Integrate.
He learned the secret technique in three minutes.
He can play backwards in five minutes.
After ten minutes, he discovered that some of the movements in the routine were not quite right, so he made some improvements.
Fu Chen was completely convinced.
This medicine is incredible.
He decided to use this hour to do something big.
What's the big deal?
He thought about it.
Oops…
I'll fuck your sister!
problem occurs.
How could he have used such an amazing potion?
If his thoughts hadn't wandered off, he probably wouldn't have been able to react so quickly...
No, that would be too wasteful.
But what can you do if you've already used it all?
It was precisely because his thinking was quickened that he had other ideas.
or……
Fu Chen's gaze fell on the other two bottles of potions.
Orange potion.
Permanently improves attributes.
The attributes and magnitude are random.
What is this?
This is a lottery!
Fu Chen couldn't stand lottery draws the most.
He picked up the bottle of orange potion and shook it in his hand.
The orange liquid was crystal clear.
It looks very high-end.
I've drunk it now!
Fu Chen hesitated.
The attributes and magnitude are random.
What if you get a good one?
What if I get a bad draw?
but…
Now that his thinking speed has increased by 500%, he can calculate all the possibilities before even drinking it!
Fu Chen's eyes lit up.
He immediately began to calculate.
Suppose there are N attributes.
Assume a probability distribution for each attribute.
Assume the probability density function of the increase.
Three minutes later, he concluded:
drink!
There is a 68.7% chance of drawing a useful attribute.
There is a 31.3% chance of drawing a useless attribute.
But even if he draws a useless attribute, with his current abilities, he can still make the most of it.
Dry!
Fu Chen tilted his head back and drank the orange potion.
then…
I didn't feel anything.
Fu Chen waited for thirty seconds.
I still don't feel anything.
I waited another thirty seconds.
I still don't feel anything.
"Could it be that I randomly got the 'useless' attribute?"
Fu Chen muttered to himself.
The voice just fell.
"Ding!"
A system notification sounded.
[Congratulations, host, on consuming the orange-grade potion: Random Attribute Enhancement Potion]
[Extracting enhancement attributes...]
[Draw complete!]
[Enhancement Attribute: *Head Toughness]
[Increase in value: +500%]
Fu Chen: "??????"
*Head toughness?
What kind of attribute is this?
He touched his head.
I don't feel anything.
He tugged at it again.
I still don't feel anything.
He tugged hard.
What the hell!
I can't pull it!
He then intensified his efforts.
I still can't pull it!
So that's what "perseverance" is used to describe?
He put in all his strength.
They were all difficult to break apart.
Fu Chen was stunned.
He picked up tools to help.
Then pull it with your hand.
What the hell!
It can't be pulled.
Fu Chen: "………………"
What kind of divine attribute is this?
So that's what a 500% increase in resilience means?
More durable than titanium alloy? Not really.
More durable than diamonds? That's still an exaggeration.
But it's already reached a terrifying level, okay?
This is enough to demonstrate that there will never be a failed marriage in the future.
Fu Chen quickly looked in the mirror.
The head doesn't look much different.
Still the same old bird.
but……
He tried using it to poke the table.
puff!
It penetrates the desktop by three millimeters.
Fu Chen: "!!!"
He then poked the wall with his head.
puff!
I clicked on it again.
Fu Chen: "..."
His head, is it now a weapon?
He then poked the stainless steel cup with his head.
puff!
The cup was dented.
Fu Chen was completely convinced.
This end can now be used as a needle.
It can be used as a knife.
It can be used as a drill bit.
If he were to master some insidious martial art like "Iron Head Kung Fu"...
Then it can't take off?
Fu Chen thought to himself with a smug satisfaction.
Perhaps this place can be used as bait in the future to lure others to attack his head.
Then I'll trick him!
He decided to try another purple potion first.
Lucky Amplification Potion.
Luck increases by 300% within 24 hours of taking it.
Side effect: You'll have bad luck for three days after 24 hours.
this……
This is a bit of a rip-off.
One lucky day, three unlucky days.
Isn't this a losing proposition?
but……
Fu Chen thought of a question.
What if he does something big on this lucky day?
such as……
Go buy a lottery ticket?
Go gambling on jade?
Should I go participate in the lucky draw?
With a 300% luck rate, isn't it just a matter of winning by chance?
Fu Chen's eyes lit up.
When classes end and school is over in the evening, it's usually a little before nine o'clock.
He arrived at the lottery shop.
I bought a lottery ticket.
The numbers were selected randomly.
Then he sat in the shop waiting for the lottery results.
Ten minutes later, the lottery results were announced.
Fu Chen held the lottery ticket and checked it one by one.
The first number: It matches.
The second number: It matches.
The third number: It matches.
The fourth one...
The fifth one...
The sixth...
The seventh one...
Everything matches perfectly!
Fu Chen was stunned.
First prize?
One million?
He rubbed his eyes.
Let's check it again.
Still all correct.
Fu Chen: "!!!"
He won!
He really won!
He held the lottery ticket, his hands trembling with excitement.
Just then, a shop assistant came over: "Young man, you've won a prize?"
Fu Chen nodded.
The clerk looked at the lottery ticket, smiled, and said, "Not bad, you won ten yuan."
Fu Chen: "?"
Ten yuan?
One million, bro!
The shop assistant looked down.
"You just bought a lottery ticket for the next draw!"
Fu Chen: "..."
300% luck, is that all?
Let him win an expired first prize?
Is this lucky or unlucky?
He stormed out of the lottery shop, seething with anger.
Then my foot slipped.
I stepped on a banana peel.
He was sent flying.
thump!
It fell into a stinking ditch by the roadside.
Fu Chen: "………………"
He crawled out of the stinking ditch, his whole body stinking.
He was getting ready to go home and change his clothes.
Unexpectedly, at that very moment, suddenly...
"Boom!"
A loud bang.
A flowerpot fell from the sky and hit the spot where he had just been standing.
The flowerpot was broken all over the floor.
Fu Chen was stunned.
If he hadn't stepped on a banana peel and hadn't fallen into the stinky ditch...
Has he been hit by a flowerpot?
That's damn.
Is it good luck or bad luck?
Fu Chen fell into deep thought.
He decided to test it again.
He came to a crossroads.
Waiting for the traffic light.
The green light came on, and he was about to cross the street.
Sudden.
"Wait a moment!"
An old woman grabbed him.
"Young man, my eyesight isn't good, could you help me cross the street?"
Fu Chen glanced at the old lady.
With white hair and unsteady steps.
He nodded and helped the old lady slowly cross the road.
Go halfway.
With a loud "boom!"
An out-of-control car sped past the spot where they had just been standing, running a red light.
If they hadn't crossed the street, if they had waited even a second longer... he would have exploded.
Of course, perhaps in that tiny fraction of a second, he might be able to release his sealed spiritual power and martial arts strength.
But what if?
What if it's too late and everything is completely ruined?
Fu Chen was stunned.
He then looked at the old lady.
The old lady smiled slightly: "Young man, thank you."
After saying that, the old lady walked away briskly.
Fu Chen seemed somewhat dazed.
Walking with incredible speed?
Weren't you having poor eyesight and walking unsteadily just now?
He decided to go home.
Along the way, he encountered twelve "accidents".
Each accident saved him from an even greater disaster.
He was being chased by a dog, which led him into an alley, where he managed to avoid a falling "GG" sign.
I got lost, but the place I got lost in happened to be in a section of road that was near a landslide.
I lost my wallet, and when I was looking for it, I missed the bus that had been involved in the accident.
Fu Chen was completely convinced.
A 300% luck factor doesn't mean he'll win the lottery.
It made him luckier, but the way he was lucky changed completely.
It's to save his life!
He returned home, lay on his bed, and fell into deep thought.
This lucky potion is something else.
Although the side effect is three days of bad luck.
but……
What if he could avoid the bad luck of the next three days on this lucky day?
such as……
Lie flat and don't move?
Do nothing?
That way, I won't be unlucky, right?
Fu Chen's eyes lit up.
He decided to give it a try.
the next day.
The effects of the lucky potion are still present.
He lay motionless on the bed.
My phone rang, but I didn't answer it.
Someone knocked on the door, but I didn't open it.
I'm hungry, but I won't eat.
I lay there like that for a whole day.
Day three.
The effects of the lucky potion have ended.
Side effects begin.
Three days of bad luck.
Fu Chen remained lying motionless in bed.
He thought that as long as he didn't move, he wouldn't be unlucky.
but…
"boom!"
The ceiling collapsed.
It hit him right next to him.
Fu Chen: "………………"
"Bang!"
The window is broken.
Glass shards were scattered all over the ground.
Fu Chen: "………………"
"Snapped!"
The light bulb exploded.
The shards landed on him.
Fu Chen: "………………"
He got it.
Misfortune is unavoidable.
Even if he lies still, bad luck will still find him.
Fourth day.
My bad luck continues.
Day .
My bad luck continues.
Day .
The bad luck is finally over.
Fu Chen got out of bed, his whole body covered in bandages.
He glanced at the mirror.
The only intact part of his body was his own head?!
Its head remained as hard as iron.
He tried poking the mirror with his head.
puff!
The mirror is broken.
Fu Chen was stunned.
He sighed.
The orange potion gave him an iron head.
The purple potion allowed him to experience the extreme contrast between luck and misfortune.
Another purple potion gave him an hour of idiotic pleasure.
loss.
Fu Chen felt he had lost out…
Just then, a phone call rang.
"Hey? Fu Chen? You haven't been to school for the past few days. You escaped a disaster. The teaching building collapsed, and now there's nowhere to have classes. You don't need to come to school for the rest of the week."
Before Fu Chen could react, a figure knocked on his door.
He looked and saw it was the lottery shop clerk.
The lottery shop clerk handed over the lottery ticket with both hands: "Sorry, sir, I misread it that day. You bought the winning numbers for that draw. There were over thirty first-prize winners; you'll get 1.2 million!"